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that website is horrific, on mobile anyway

you can probably get away with calling it a sideboard.

if anyone corrects you to your face throw them out of your house

oh right, took me a moment. you can see tweets without an account with this?

ive kept my acct so I can go read shit there when I want to see what someone wrote for a specific reason.

this’d be the camel’s straw for my account as I used to post creative stuff

well, I mean thats what protestant means. its still used today obviously, but it originally was a handful of different christian faiths that protested things that were being pushed against reformation, specifically the Diet of 1526

nah youre right. that other person’s comment was pretentious and a little arrogant imo.

these photos are fairly far apart. dude’s gaining weight

According to the article: have children, period.

Otherwise, existential dread will consume you and you’ll never leave the house.

The graph makes it look like there is some science behind the article, but it is just the author’s musings about his kids and holidays.

The author goes as far as to state he no longer has to worry about the heat death of the universe because he had children.

For what it’s worth, he describes the known phenomenon that novel experiences feel longer than routine ones, then asserts that seeking novel experiences make you resentful without any evidence of that assertion at all.

I can say that in 2025 I wound up doing so much that it was BONKERS. I had two friends visit from the US and went to Spain, Germany and France for concerts and festivals. I ran an event in October which felt like its own universe. I cannot BELIEVE it was this May that I saw Bad Religion play in Valencia (and then again in Barcelona). I realize not everyone can afford to do all of that, but Im in my 40s and I work a lot and prioritize these things financially so I can.

On a day where you drive, take a shuttle, then a plane, then a light rail, then a bus in places you’re unfamiliar with the day feels so long I find myself saying “can you believe that was today that that happened?” So yeah, doing a bunch of new stuff absolutely is what makes time feel longer, and everythings new to kids. Do the same stuff every day, every week and life will zoom by.

Or have kids to absolutely extinguish your dread of existential meaninglessness and have a double helix existence with your children…

actually…

I had never seen something like that before, and if I had it had been called a sauce, not a soup.

it was like a grey/green pureed glop with the consistency of american apple sauce

I would have cried myself to sleep, but I was in a 12 bed hostel dorm and 11 of the beds were occupied by participants in a UK kid’s stag/bachelor party. I had come to Ireland to do a masters degree and the interview was the following day. I did not get a good nights sleep I can confirm.

they took me out like a mascot. if there was a decision to make theyd say “ask the yank, let him decide” so I was the person adjucating major decisions, such as does the groom need to still wear the plastic ball and chain prop his friends had gotten for him, what kind of bottom shelf shot will we do next etc.

I went to my college interview unable to put on a facade of faux “can do” and “organized” guy and could only do my best to be sincere and answer the panel’s questions as best as I could. I got on the course, and I have a suspicion that if I had gone to the interviews (plural) pretending I was what I thought they wanted instead of being just my authentic self I wouldnt have been accepted to the course.

anyway I was expecting like noodles or identifiable chunks of stuff. but the soip was warm pureed something. it did compliment the cold ham and cheese slices and the butter 😚👌

when I moved from the US to Ireland the first culture shock was going into a pub at 3pm and finding out they weren’t serving really cause it was between lunch and dinner, but he could get me a soup and sandwich.

he proudly returned with white bread with butter on the inside and two slices of cold ham and one slice of cheddar, and a bowl of warm baby food

I like to call my finnish friend half russian so he turns bright red and starts throwing his arms around like a blind gorilla

it do

im a serial boarding pass printer. my digital trusting wife would smirk and psssht.

then, on one fateful day, the dumb fucking app failed and I waltzed through security with my shitty piece of paper.

how I grinned and nodded whilst eating a chicken sandwich at the airport bar/restaurant when I had another 15 minutes to spare after she had to go over to the check-in desk and get a boarding pass printed.

I have yet to bring it up in the middle of an unrelated argument but ive still got it in my back pocket

I think the industrial revolution has just massively reduced people being filtered out, and dumb shits tend to have a bunch of kids

final fantasy III (us III, the magitek mech kefka one) has tunes I STILL use as background music on audio production: magitek factory, the intro and shadow’s theme specifically

the idea this god damned genuis would let an algorithm write music he’s bother to even listen to is madness

I used to like wait but why until he made a 3 post puff piece about elon musk’s neuralink

The study tested 18,650 lithium-ion battery cells. Guys