Now that there is apparently a read one, that one was definitely a fake.

I mean, if he doesn’t say it’s his manifesto, we need to be skeptical. Since he is claiming he is not guilty right now, we have to assume this is something weird.

What is vote? We elect people, not policy. Then those people get purchased by companies, and they do whatever is best for the company.

McDonald’s really should use this opportunity to release a “too irresistible” ad

I thought the eyebrows were pretty close. And the evidence he kept was the weapon, which if he did it, was probably because he intended to use it again—to liberate us.

They can breathe with permission

Can we please move on?

Where did you hear that one from?

I had a lot of problems on PlayStation. I figured I would just wait a while and come back to it.

Poor Tommy “Iron Sights” Crooks.

I mean… that’s what they are paid to say.

I can tell you we need fewer health insurance c-suites.

He was with me. We were making sweet sweet love on piles of money and writing a manifesto in a hotel room. I just went out for ice!!

Protecting the ruling class

I hope they feel very stupid. They probably had no idea what was really going on. Helping catch a killer probably felt good in the moment, but finding out the person who died was basically a serial killer would shame me for life.

I’m not sure how many it would take to make me sad. Probably a lot. How much is 1% of the population? That’s probable when I’ll stop laughing and suggest maybe we think about another solution. But I dunno, seeing people who allow people to die for a profit won’t ever get old.

Yeah I’m not feeling the Christmas ornaments. But I do like how many stickers or shirts there are available. I’ll be honest, I did buy a little Luigi sticker for my car.

They don’t know if they should pull down the products or keep making money 😂

Everyone poops

Im suggesting that they are suggesting. They don’t have to suggest reality, this is the justice system after all.