What’s the option going to be? An iPhone? Please no!

They need to make it bigger for a start!

Ha ha!

Absolutely.

Get a load of Federico Faggin over here!

It’s when they all emerge from the kitchen to look over at you, you know you’ve made a mistake!

That is very nice!

Can’t we just all run around flapping our hands in front of our faces? That usually works.

Poor J can’t find his copy of The Hobbit!

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Sage counsel

Yeah, everyone knows the rice thing doesn’t work.