Give it the British lady voice and it will soothe your rage when it fucks up.

My ex. Never me. I’d drink soda warm before id risk it bursting.

My ADHD absolutely can’t handle that clean up.

Yeah this was a good one to wake up to.

I guess, but you could at least have counters, or maybe a railing, or hell, even steps. Or giant acrylic walls? Something to distinguish “general areas” to be aware of?

And now I wonder how many of those kitchens were in an actual residence that was being rented out.

I mean I’d be up for entertainment from maids and twitch streamers…

But I also wouldn’t create this grand room of hazards with the hopes of paying some of those women to entertain me. Seems excessive.

Actually, now that I think about it more, its weird to me that anyone would actually be entertained by whatever it is the designer was hoping to accomplish here. If it were me, I’d be far to paranoid someone would slip and die, or the inevitable flying booze would ignite on the stove. And to add to it, what is that entertaining about watching maids and twitch streamers do whatever this guy was thinking? Did he lose his dick so this is the closest thing he can get to what he used to feel with a woman?

And now that I’m done thinking about that I’m realizing the answer is far more obvious: cocaine. It’s the cocaine.

I have two friends on Signal!

No one else believes me. Gonna be a weird future

also, might be a good idea to have a few phone numbers of criminal defence attorneys memorized

well that’s gonna be a problem

Hehehehehehe I like that one.

I was able to respond with it on an SCP post so it’s got a little life already

Oh my god.

I don’t know how yet, but I’m going to use this as a new template

I’ve always wondered why.

Is it because you guys are really comfortable going over the minute details in anything written and finding everything that supports one thing or flaws an argument?

I guess I was just disappointed we didn’t have Nosferatu flicking the lights and everyone sighing and responding with laughter: “Nosferatu!”

Or maybe the pressure of someone else potentially cleaning my place will actually get me to do it.

Not that I have weird stuff I don’t want people to know about. Not that I would say I do either. Or comment that I don’t have weird stuff because pointing it out would kind of say I have weird stuff. I don’t have weird stuff.

Yeah I have a complete meltdown whenever my keys, wallet, and phone aren’t in my pockets, because I don’t know where they are the

I’m a fan of it too. Actually I think my dad did a bunch of stuff when he was in grad school on holography.

OP is aware that it does exist. In quantum physics, a lot of the questions of “why does it exist” are difficult to overcome. The answer simply is “it just does.”

We can prove the math, we see the experimental evidence. The math comes long before the experiments. The problem is that “why” doesn’t work at this scale.

For a frictionless spherical cow in a vacuum, if you apply a force vector to it, it will accelerate in that direction, until you stop applying the force; at which point it will continue on that vector at the last velocity it reached. “Why” this occurs is do to energy, and energy conservation.

“Why do massless fermions spontaneously break chiral symmetry?” We can prove it through the math, we can experimentally observe it. But “why” doesn’t have a real answer. The answer is “it just does.”

Man I only took through QED. QCD is where shit goes from freaky to “what the fuck reality, stop drinking”

I just enjoyed how new freaky symbols being used for operators started popping up out of nowhere.

Because without them you run out of paper too fast

No no no. Quantum Physics: the more you understand about the universe, the less it gives a shit if it makes any sense.

While the lead poisoning wouldn’t cause the toxic thinking, racism, and belief in conspiracy theories - it would have made them much more susceptible to it from those around them.

Like all good science, correlation does not imply causation. However, we do know that lead does accumulate in brain tissue, and we can see that the rise of lead in the atmosphere had a very strong correlation with violent crime, and the reduction of it reduced violent crime. This study and IQ show the relationship as well.