Two pints prick!

Now also being given to males as HPV is linked to anal and penile cancer.

Hey, at least you got there in the end and you got Wales - which is better than some, see this example

For those who have never scratched their cornea I should add that it is the of the most painful injuries.

I was literally rolled in a ball wanting to die when it happened to me. I went to hospital to get it looked at (ha, eye pun!) and when the doc put some eye drops in to numb it I practically gibbered my gratitude.

Turns out you have to let it heal by itself and the eye drops works be wearing of in an hour or so. 3 days off work so I could lie on a sofa with my eyes closed. Fun times.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

Source: actual Scot