That’s because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it’s not quite high enough

It’s a foghorn

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

Harambe?

Thanks 🍿

I think you wanted to say “you f🦆k-cakes”

Do they have to be mine?

You’re not talking about the American pickup trucks right now, are you? Because then we’d have to include meteor showers to “the elements”

He’s not against buns, he’s against brioche buns

No he isn’t. I’ve checked.

So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let’s see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.

I love you

I know, you piece of shit

But if you got an air conditioner the ice lasts longer

Eron!

It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!

I can only smell them when they’re crawling in my nose

Genital warts?

He’s the president!

It’s not that bad : the plane wasn’t made by Boeing.