Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

A tax cut for me is just a tax cut for me, but a tax cut for the rich could make anything happen – maybe even a tax cut for me!

I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

Anub

I’d pick Anubis if I was a furry.

So…Anubis.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

Donnie Darkroast

It’s a different type of flying

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”

It was busy uploading a sock.

Stanley nickels?

Seconded. It was the first Linux that “just worked” for me, and has done so across 4 different machines now.

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

Preach. I still rock my Key2LE, and will probably get another NOS one if this one dies. Which might be a while, because it’s still fine after 6 years.

I don’t remember that one, but I do remember having a few “Moraffware” shareware titles.

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.