Who’s that?

They can kill the penguin but they can’t kill the idea

Ich glaub ich bin eine Maschine

For those interested

Sounds fair

Yes, that’s the problem

Watch your l*nguage, my dear

Still even people new to writing have a good intuition about that but formalizing this intuition is a different story

But I’m allergic to almonds and gluten intolerant!

No Klein bottle? Not even a small one?

Please, it’s w*rd, we want to keep this f*mily friendly

Nach der Wahl ist vor der Wahl … hoffentlich

Who’s there?

I once heard that monkeys will just go to the typewriter, tipe the same letter a few times and leave. Doesn’t sound like Shakespeare to me

“I was waiting for you”

I agree with conservatives that strict boarders are necessary for nation states.

They call it a necessity evil, I use it as an argument to abolish all states.

So that’s the missing word everyone is bothered by. It wasn’t in the post but in a low level comment. What an unexpected but well executed pay-off!

You don’t see it because it’s missing

I answered the comment below you but I couldn’t resist this stupid joke

Not a native speaker but for me it sounds fine. The “are now” is left out because it would be repeated if that makes sense.

“The people, [who were] tied to them, [are now] killed in a crosswalk.”

Laziness does not exist