Disaster capitalists? You know what, nevermind.

We don’t declare wars anymore. Also, ask Libya lol.

If there are less than 4 ping pong tables then I’m just quitting. That is a totally unacceptable number of ping pong tables. Why do companies think they can get away with not providing any ping pong tables? When I interview, my first question is where are the ping pong tables located? It’s a huge red flag not to have any ping pong tables. I mean, what’s the point of living if a man cant play ping pong? Dammit this country is going to hell

Best I can do is pizza party, off the clock.