In other news, Trump has nominated Dracula for head of America’s Blood Centers

Didn’t the Senate Republicans say something to the effect that Roe v. Wade would never be overturned?

I’m legally standing on a stack of cash

Polos!

Marcos!

“Abruptly”

Something tells me this will go about as well as that ridiculous wall idea

Wait till they start asking you for money to fund the project.

Super majority in the midterms?? Huh? Guys??

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Hey! I’m not little! Look I’ll show you…

• Rudy Giuliani

Fuck, right, that whole thing. I had almost drank enough to completely forget.

Whelp…better get back to it

I’m Ants In My Eyes Johnson, here at Ants In My Eyes Johnson’s Electronics! I mean there’s so many ants in my eyes and there’s so many TVs, microwaves, radios…I think, I can’t…I’m not 100% sure what we have here in stock because I can’t see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren’t too low!!

This is great

This is the way

Yeah man. Those were the good ol’ days, when X was called Twitter lol. Musk was absolutely spreading misinformation when it was still called Twitter also, before he owned it. I remember when he started talking complete rubbish about Dogecoin, making its price oscillate all over the place that whole week. One of his fanboys bought in…like hard. A 30-something year old, and he put his whole life savings into Doge at its peek, only to lose it all the night it was revealed that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

Reminds my of that Looney Toons episode where Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny find all this treasure and Daffy ends up with just a giant pearl. It was only giant because he was shrunken down to small size by the end of the episode.

I’m pretty sure he’s making a joke about how we’ve been seeing more elementary aged school shootings and how it’s so common now that having it at a university is “unusual”.

Nice

Exactly.

I’ve had Republican friends send me articles, I read them, start the debate, only to realize they literally only read the headline.

I’ve found myself reading terribly written articles just so that I’m sure I don’t misunderstand anything being portrayed in the article. Sometimes spending an extra 20-30 additional minutes for fact checking.

Trying to have a subsequent conversation with them is like pissing in the wind.

My man

We’ll trade votes with non-swing state constituents!

Fucking morons

He’d probably pick something ridiculous like Trumpgust instead of something obvious like Trumptober.