I (squanch/marklar/aladeen) this meme format. 👍

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

A corolla isn’t as prestigious as an Audi, it doesn’t have as many features for the price as a Kia would have, it isn’t as fast as a BMW or as luxurious as a Mercedes.

After 10-15 years all those other cars will be off the road, most likely due to needing repairs that cost more than the vehicle is worth. The corolla will still be as boring and plain and dependable as it was when it rolled out of the factory.

I loudly bemoaned Toyota’s glacial development of BEV products, but I presume that they ultimately made the right call to release a good vehicle late to market rather than rush to market with a vehicle that would tarnish their reputation for reliability.

I’m happy to wait for a Toyota EV that costs more and has lower "performance " figures than a Korean or American equivalent.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Who’s going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

It’s not great, not terrible.

That’s very interesting and informative. Cheers!

At least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.

Holy cow, that’s a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.

Wololo

Looks a bit like Dave Foley to me.

How do I shoot photons?

If it’s a wooden door that you’re screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it’ll have enough wood to bite into.

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.