If only everyone brought facts into the shower the way you do

Not the intent of this post but that’s a great indirect recommendation for Consider Phlebas, I just placed a hold at my library for it.

The Expanse series might be a good fit, it’s pretty PG-13 if memory serves, and the narrator is excellent.

Can you narrow it down to a specific country? Licensure and regulation will likely vary on a per-country basis. Assuming you’re not in the US based on the global availability stipulation, but if you are, psychologytoday.com is a good place to start.

Maybe OP was stuck behind the paywall

Fear and Trembling is an extrapolation of details surrounding the story of Abraham traveling up the mountain to sacrifice his son, this meme does the same only through a modern lens

Modern day Kierkegaard

Duolingo is great as far as a free learning option. There are ads that you can pay to remove.

The Knockout is a great detective/organized crime story. It’s on the longer side, but the pacing is consistent throughout and the time spent developing characters is justified by high quality writing.