In time, maybe this movie will become some sort of cult classic.

What would dale do?

This

In the words of Kenny Hotz, “Why won’t it warm up?!”

I was just a regular type dude…

If you don’t give a treat, you risk getting tricked.

But cat is cheaper. It grows for free in the city.

Nice

“road toll remains flat”

Fails to account for increasing population

Yeah pretty much never, unless it’s in a movie or something.

We gotta bring in the new world order.

Cats are shit ass animals

I think you might be using the IR gun incorrectly.

The area which is being measured may be partially off the edge of the bed.