Those poor dogs can’t consent.

It’s all an act. Carlson is no genius, but he’s not stupid, either. This is all a show he puts on to keep the rubes engaged.

Dogs will resist if someone tries to fuck them and they’re not into it.

Wasn’t much of a man.

You could have ended the sentence there.

And I suppose you require their genitals to be like donkeys and their spunk like that of stallions?

That’s also why Trump endlessly escalates his lies. It’s a flex.

My dad wore a bowtie, looked very cool with it, and he also made a comment about people like Carlson: “you wish you could buy the son of a bitch for what he’s worth, then sell him for what he thinks he’s worth.”

It’s not the bowtie, it’s the smug, punchable face.

There are better ways.

I wouldn’t be shocked if Tucker Carlson 100% believed what he’s saying.

I would be very shocked. He’s a cynical propagandist, not a true believer.

Job is a great work of literature, except that its authors chickened out at the end and close it out by saying “But God can kick nine kinds of shit outta ya, so you’d better just say your hosannas and quit bitching.” Up to that point, there’s a lot in it.

I guess Carlson’s soul isn’t worth enough to send a succubus. All he’s worth is a backscratcher.

He’s grifting. He’s no snake-juggling meth-mouthed shitkicker, they’re just part of his audience.

Anyone who follows Trump has sold their soul to Satan.

All kinds of assholes use Telegram, not only Putin’s putos.

Badenoch is such an arrogant lightweight. Even someone as experienced at toadying as Kuenssberg must find it difficult sucking up to her.

Too bad they just noticed she’s a stooge.

Whatever the plan might be, it had better include detention of corrupted Supreme Court justices too. Otherwise they’ll just hand it to him.

If you have infinite time, you don’t also need infinite monkeys.

It’s more a “yeah, but…” than a refutation.