In 20 years:

Users can no longer upload and YouTube becomes just a CDN for Adsense.

(and the only way to watch old videos is through the Internet Archive)

On tonight’s episode of: “The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish”

(also, instance name checks out)

It’s called a bribe.

The YHVH cosmic canons

Have freedom their code stolen by corps

B-But… BIG country! BIG people. BIGLY BIG. It just won’t work. /s

Is it okay for a salesman to jump into your bed along with their 874 partners in exchange for selling you a newspaper?
(NOTE: Ads DON’T HAVE TO be targeted. You can show ads and not track the user.)

It’s almost as if standardization under Systemd can be beneficial. Still, I’m not a fan of the monolithic approach.

In other news: water is wet and trillionaires shouldn’t exist.

Give them an emotional support blåhaj :DD

Metric as in kilometers per hour.

I mean… I used to buy my games from the e-shop and dump them, but now that they killed the second big Sw!tch emulator, I’m not buying stuff from them. P!r@qy from N!nt3ndo is justified.

PreyStation 5

At first I thought it was in metric… Damn you imperial.

Relevant XKCD

Nah. These are way too short.

How about Windows NEW ALL (in reference to Tantacrul)?

Can’t wait to see that happen in Poland as well.