Yeah like as if God forbids any kids run around without being continuously tracked by Life360.

Leopards finally ate Elmo’s face, huh? 🤣

ba dum tss

Everyone has made their bed, now everyone has to sleep on it.

Especially EV car makers need to take note.

This must be like the disclaimer warnings on those “vine bricks” that were popular during Prohibition.

Public transport is the way to go, just need to break the cycle of six decades of automobile addiction.

I’ve stopped playing f2p smartphone games entirely cos of this microtransactions nonsense too.

And what about that politician whose VHS rental history got leaked to the whole world?

Good. But let’s not pretend they won’t merge back like what the Baby Bells did back in the early aughts.

So basically, “not all men and not all women” should have been the slogan in the first place.

Time will tell if the State of Texas has finally seen the light.

Literally dumb, dumber and dumbest cop (for not reading the sign saying to remove anything metallic from your person when entering a MRI room).

Louis Rossmann should definitely get right on this case ASAP.

That’s why one never pisses off a Linux user.

Speedrunning into insanity much?

This has been the case since some time before the Adpocalypse iirc.

That’s why he’s nothing more than vatnik kompromat.

Every computer store should have a poster about this.

Taking too many shortcuts doesn’t help anyone learn anything.