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Literally just block them. It will take you 10 sec tops and you’ll never see them again. This is a you problem, regardless of your tastes or my tastes, or their post history. When I see people who I’m just not interested in seeing, I don’t bitch and complain, I block and refresh to remove them from my feed entirely. Stop yucking other’s yum.

… omg we’re nerds.

From the dinner table: your smile
From between your legs: your tits

When you die, can I inherit your game? Thanks in advance.

This is how it goes. You wait too long and you get offered up to others. 😂

Deal. And I’ll even let you have the reward.

Great. In other circumstances I’d ask whose dick I need to suck to get something to happen but I think that might be the point. 😅😜

Jeez, this has been going on for a few weeks now. Would you two just get a room? Then add your wife, some mirrors, cameras, and record it for us with several angles and positions? Sheesh, some people.

Your lips, because I’m a goddamn gentleman. At least for a bit.

Ah yes, the lesser known Red Hand of Saruman

It’s from a Meatloaf song, I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That). It’s referenced in HIMYM though.

Gives a 404 unless you take off .jpg

Correct URL: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/stupidgainsborokestrel

Oh if only… Would love to wake up to a taste of you in the morning.

You’d be the best Christmas present.

Really love to see you in red, these in particular.

Hi friend.

Never thought I’d want to kiss Homer Simpson before but…

How did you know this is how I watch TV?! Love this lol

🤣 exactly