Hooker with a Penis in my ass

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2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.

Daily drive a 9500 on latest Fedora. Only thing that doesn’t work is the fingerprint scanner and honestly I don’t care in the slightest.

Signal. I bullied everyone I know into using it and deleted my Facebook account, so they have no other option for contacting me.

Is this satire? If not, good lord.

Good lord, you may have just changed my life.

How can one person do so much damage to a company in such a short amount of time? It’s incredible.

He must be spending heaps of time here to learn how to hold it that long.

Fedora, for the “It Just Works”™ experience of an enterprise-supported distro.