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Pretty sure the whole reasoning behind the eagles not taking the ring to Mt doom was because of the nazgul. That’s why Gandalf had the whole Hobbits sneak into Mordor plan.

“I can vouch you for that.”

Fantastic.

I don’t want to touch your hands. Especially if you were being a bit of an ass. Simple as that.

Well as a general rule, don’t fuck with the people who make your food. Am service industry and can attest. I’ve never spat in food or anything against health code, but if you’re a dick your gonna reap your reward.

“Gotta see a man about a dog.”

Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”

And we can throw a party! We’ll call it Lemon Party Day!

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Own a house. I finally start making decent money and can save but it’s nothing to what I would need for a mortgage. On top of that if I do finally bite I can’t guarantee my income if I chnlange jobs which could be a thing. I just want to own and have a yard so I can get a dog. My shitty apparetment doesn’t have space or commodities for it and rent keeps going up.

When the grabboid burst into burts bunker and he and his wife went ham with all the guns. Amazing. Also “Ass blasters.” Tremors two. Apparently sci-fi channel did a series if I’m not mistaken?

Definitely no cameras or facial recognition software on this mirror.

Pretty sure the white stuff is antiperspirant while the blue is just deodorant. Most scents have both kinds and the label should say which is which. I don’t sweat much myself so the antiperspirant def iritated me years ago when I bought the wrong kind.

Dilute calico! Me and my lady just homed one ourselves in July. Aspen looks like a long hair but Islay is medium length.

FFS. As in, for fucks sake, we all know it’s FFS?!

Edit: sorry, drunk after work and reread the question. FFS is my fav.

“Dub-yah”

Does anything really matter?

I am an USA resident. Two years ago got rid of my car. Walk to work. My wife and I agreed when we first got together 8 years ago no children. Even if I wanted a car or a kid I wouldn’t be able to afford it. If I ever was able and wanted I’d adopt. I know too many people who were in and how shitty the foster system is. My aunt was a Saint and did it and actually adopted some of her fosters but the horror stories I hear.

As someone who is a bartender, almost any scene in a bar in any show or movie. I swear it gives people bad habits about how bars actually work.

Knowing how to min max on your 5th farm does kind of take out the charm, but it was a very fun to always start a new farm on a new map.