Self proclaimed billionaire can’t afford a podium that doesn’t wobble during deranged rant

Detroit has entered the chat.

Knockin’ me out with those American thighs

YES!

It’s a quirky pretentious thing that they take pride in. It’s not Ohio State University. It’s THE Ohio State University

Fair point. I wonder what the weather is like up there on those high horses

If you’re from the Midwest and don’t call it THE Ohio State University you’ve immediately lost my trust. And I didn’t even go there.

Fuckin’ oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.

Gretchen is such a wonderful person, too. I used to deliver groceries to her and her family. She just used an app with the username Gretchen W. She always helped me get the groceries from my car and into the kitchen if she was home.

Her daughters were also extremely polite and willing to help.

I’d take a Whitmer-Buttigieg ticket in a millisecond.

Worst debate in United States history.

This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.

And now I’ll think about it for years.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

Relatable.You bet your ass if I ever find out who stole my Talkboy shit’s gonna go down.

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.

I’m terrified to see an AI rendering of what The David, 2 Girls, 1 Cup would look like.

Mine tried to hide in the cabinet above the sink. His guilty ass was displayed prominently on their website for years!

It’s the smell of success. No doubt.