… nice.

Vs togethermates, nearmates, housemates, homemates, and yourmommates.

I love the meme so much though.

But in reality we gotta let those damn sea flap flaps know Steve still got shooters out here.

Probably smart not to punch one though or you might end up like Steve. We got each other’s backs but let’s not commit to doing the same as Steve. For real though if one of them sea crepes tries to step and bubble trash about mah boi Steve, ooooooo imma punch the shit out of it.

Next thing you know she’ll be playing Elden Ring like a fucking poser while using a cheese build like some communist normie.

Nah, I need that real gamer shit. If she doesn’t have a Steam account with 60 games completed, 120 played and 400 unplayed with 1000 hours on Terraria and Stardew Valley each, then is she really a gamer, or is she just some fucking millennial just like I am wait…

We get lots of blue mud daubers where I live and I’ve seen people freak the fuck out over them.

Like guys, they will straight up never have business with you and their main prey is literally spiders if you have an irrational fear of them too

They’re the bros of the wasp world. The dudes can’t even sting, only the women, and they can take care of the young which is crazy rare. Yoi’d have to go out of your way to get bitten or stung.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalybion_californicum

Hell, many solitary vespids will fuck up other non-solitary wasps.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp#Solitary_wasps

Hey guys, check out the dolphin fucker!

I see…

4 electrons for him…

5 electrons for her?

It looks like it’s probably 6 electrons and 6 electrons?

So they could be oxygen (O), sulfur (S), selenium (Se), tellurium (Te), and polonium (Po)?

They’re an O2 molecule.

I hope they dressed their little baby up as an oxygen then dressed up as hydrogen molecules.

https://periodictable.com/Properties/A/ElectronShellConfiguration.v.html

How often have you heard — “would you tell an Indigenous person to go vegan?”

Never, I never have, and I’m fucking native with long black hair lol.

In fact, the argument that veganism is incompatible with Indigenous culture is unfounded. Advocates for humans, animals and our ecosystems are natural allies in the fight against oppressive colonial structures.

… what? People are saying indigenous people must eat meat? Are people arguing that paleo diets are/n’t vegan? They’re not… non-obligates going to eat any calories they can get their hands on…

Is this some weird self-persecuted vegan schtick they only accuse other vegans of being?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33zPlnhymCU

Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago’s Wiener’s Circle | CONAN on TBS - 12 years ago

Your mom says you still owe her rent.

The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.

Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don’t have my doctorate in memeology yet.

Thorsquint.jpg

… Isn’t that entirely a different issue with just a similar end result that’s also being worked on by progressive Democrats, krauerking at lemy.lol

It’s actually dishonorably dismounted.

It’s sad that it takes pretty people dying to care more. The world is strange. RIP to her and Slava Ukraini.

RIP Alexei Navalny and who knows how many countless others too.

YouTube emos not dead. - https://m.youtube.com/@EmosNotDead/featured

… We can only hope sometimes lol.

TIL the key has a name.

The gf has always had issues with letting myself be the dogs and kids jungle gym. She doesn’t see the irony in letting the cat on her lap, how gross hair balls weekly are, why the bed is gross when you let the cat on it… So much.

But oh the moment something approaches twenty pounds is off limits? Nah, fuck that. Just…

STOP! You just not hop on pop!

I get it, I’m bleeding. Why you gotta call me out every time?