gotta love seeing everyone else celebrating something about the date that we are already done with

🎶do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!🎶

must be, because half of them have the sponsor segment as its own chapter in the video, making it super easy to skip. I don’t imagine they would make it as easy if they really wanted you to watch it.

I remember getting like 3 tickets for “part 1 out of 2 for a free car” a few months ago when they were doing the monopoly thing. I now realise that the employees probably just took all the part 2 ones for themselves.

printer ink, it costs them like 3 cents to make each cartridge and they sell it for so god damn much.

they also go out of their way to have chips in the cartridges and in the printers that make the printer not function if any ink is even running low, doesn’t matter if you want to print something in black and white you had better fucking buy more cyan ink

what happened before humans simulator

why does that sticker look like you poorly photoshopped text on it

is this going to be available on ios? i haven’t used sync before so i am not sure whether or not it was originally android only.

so no one is going to mention the fake moustaches on the eyebrows

i legitimately thought this for 3 years…

…then i turned 4

the cake

ah, seems like moronic facebook mums have found another health product to hate: checks notes, sunscreen.

it must suck to be their kid

water cooling

use firefox + ublock, i have yet to see an ad on youtube with this.

also stuff like privacy badger is useful

allow me to introduce you to splatoon

bet this was some 6 year old and their parents weren’t paying attention

damn now i feel stupid for quickly weighing out the pros of each and deciding when you wrote this whole essay studying the exact pros and cons of each and how useful they would be in everyday life, then simplifying the list down

i would say 4 and 7. 6 seems useful at first but what if you need surgery?

you gotta wait until they release the exact same emulator on the switch with the new switch online expansion pack plus premium ultra 3D bonus pass

i like both, it just depends on when you ask me. for example right now i want to pet my cat but my dog can’t have that and will push him away until i pat him (the dog) instead.