Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!

Furiously parses every word of your sentence, with a special minute examination of the emoji

They are revealing that they do not sleep well through the night.

A friend gave me an invitation a few months ago but when I tried to join they were like, “You know what? Not you.”

So now I’m too petty to join.

People that sue to keep insurrectionists off the ballot are fine by me.

Do I have to be sexist to like it? Because I like it a lot.