Can’t even sign into AT&T to view/report the outage. You can (conveniently enough) sign in to pay your bill if you want. AFAIK, the 70k number is the number of reports at Downdetector. It’s probably 100s of thousands affected, if not millions.

millENiAls ARe DEstRoYINg tHEiR paREnts’ RetiREmENt SAVinGS!

Microsoft IN SHAMBLES after being SLAMMED by Internet Article.

• thumbnail of the MS logo with a red curvy arrow pointing to it and a stock photo of a kid crying

I wouldn’t buy another piece of Motorola/Lenovo garbage for any amount of money.

“Exactly how big of a bunker do I need to ride it out?”

It’s a Rotating Detonation Rocket Engine"

What makes the RDRE so revolutionary is that it makes use of a sustained detonation circling around a ring-shaped channel, fed by a mix of fuel and oxygen which is ignited by each passing explosion.
Crucially, the RDRE uses less propellant fuel than conventional rocket engines, and is simpler in terms of its machinery and mechanisms. That means going into space becomes cheaper, and traveling further distances becomes possible.

Saved you a click.

Fringe ended weird though. I chalk it up to JJ Abrams getting bored (yet again) with his wildly successful project and letting it sputter to an end instead of letting it go out with a bang.

I’ve seen these trucks with “not for hire” signs on them. If you have to add signage to your personal vehicle because it has been mistaken for a tow rig or commercial hauler, you might want to rethink your choices.

The cat, cleaning itself a little later: Hmmm, my butthole tastes especially good today

Not a plumber, but I’m a homeowner and have dabbled in DIY plumbing. If this is a kitchen drain, see if it’s an intermittent issue. Plastic pipe joints can leak when they get overly hot (like when you drain pasta water and pour boiling water down the drain). If it’s not a constant leak, just run cold water when you are draining very hot water.

The white plastic nut is part of the P trap assembly. The metal pipe is an adapter or nipple. The nipple should be seated against a seal inside the P trap, and the nut tightens them together. In your photo it doesn’t look like the nut is threaded on very far, so it can’t hurt to give it a turn. But if the nut is broken or the seal is waterlogged, it would need to be replaced.

If the drain isn’t in constant use, I’d be inclined to remove it and bring to your home center. Otherwise, this photo would probably be what you need to identify the parts needed. The parts shouldn’t be too costly.

You forgot the person the protagonist is currently involved with who is a puppy-kicking narcissist. Source: my wife loves these movies too.

I hope it enjoys its existential despair.

“Bob, if you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife.”

Mine is in a safe deposit box in Budapest. You can never be too cautious.

“Now I really get it!”

“Oh, don’t listen to them, sweetie. This time will be different!”

I’m just happy for the red circle, without which I could never have completely understood this meme.
sensible chuckle

deleted by creator

Can confirm. I sat alone in the cafeteria in high school and read sci-fi and I was swimming in booty. The athletes and preppies would come up to me and say, “what’s your secret bro?” And I wouldn’t say anything; just smile and sit back and open my tattered, dog-eared copy of Dune.

Some would argue that reading science fiction restricts it.