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I think people like the one you’re replying to skim her Wiki and read it as Med, as in Medical, which is hilarious.

I hadn’t thought of that. You’re probably right.

His wife being a physician

She isn’t though. She’s an Ed.D (her doctorate is in education) not an MD.

I’ll just make a new account

And I’m sure that with your shining personality you certainly won’t attract the attention of the mods on your new account.