Women always will be habitually underestimated.

The person for whom the word prugly was created.

It’s almost like you shouldn’t trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

This is so med.

And Trump will probably end up contributing US troops to attack Palestinians.

“It’s the equivalent of the congressional Medal of Honor, but civilian version. It’s actually much better because everyone (who) gets the congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers. They’re either in very bad shape because they’ve been hit so many times by bullets, or they’re dead,” Trump concluded.

Sounds like something someone being paid by Trump backers would say. No rational person believes Trump is going to advocate for balance with Palestine more than Harris would.

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

There are probably 100k people in the buildings pictured when it was taken and to think every single one of them is dead (hopefully).

Who lives on a plane?

Do frat boys assault underaged girls?

This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.

The boldness to use two commas in the first three words of a sentence.

Needs mayo

Yes. This is when you are really good at making your food last longer.

More than 20 minutes

Holding my breath from now on.

Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!

Actually only affects the earth based trout population.

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