The mini, due to it’s small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.
Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.
Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.
I for one can’t wait for him to break it.
because he’s gonna break it in fantastic fashion rendering every darwin award moot in the wake of how fucking stupid it’s gonna be.