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Absolutely. Republicans aren’t in the business of being logically consistent or even the least bit honest, though.

Religious indoctrination and shaming.

It’s heavily affected by the fact that I used to listen to After the Revolution to fall asleep (in a good way! It’s a great book and Robert Evans’ voice is soothing IMO), but here’s mine:

Because politicians are generally opportunists and the fascist party offers more opportunities for personal enrichment for those with no loyalty to their voters.

Also, doing it in the other direction is a surefire way to get death threats and worse…

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces

The look on your faces when you found out that you didn’t even need cattle for it!

If not, drawing one will be the first order of business!

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Being too rich to have to worry about money spares you a shitload of stress and anxiety.

As does being too amoral to worry about how your actions affect other people.

They probably don’t get ZERO stress and anxiety, but they get so little compared to regular people as well as access to top notch healthcare and the best food that it’s literally not unusual for them to live at least a decade longer as a result.

Because only the good die young:

Reagan: 93
Thatcher: 87
Pinochet: 91
Pol Pot: 91
Kissinger: 100

And, by extension, huskies. I never spot a husky without watching where it goes for at least a second or two.

Because they’re cute rather than because of yellow snow, but still!

We can populate the next generation of politicans, CEOs, and journalists from this clown school.

I thought we already did? Where else would they be finding Republican politicians and opinion columnists?

I’m not sure the president can pardon civil infractions (AKA not actual federal crimes) and if he instead pardons any unrelated crimes, that’s a free talking point for the professional hypocrites from the American Fascist Party…

That was my first thought too, followed by “should’ve tasted diesel in stead” 😄

Yes.

I’m not sure there are any humans there.

That’s because it’s a capybara community, not a human community.

Now I’ve got that great Prince song stuck in my head! Thanks, sincerely 😁

Fifth Element. With my eyes.

Not the NEWEST original movie I’ve watched, though. I’m not sure which one that is but I’m confident that I used my eyes for that as well.

I knew about the origin, but always thought it was called Hawaiian because of the combination of pineapple and ham, both of which are known as staples of modern Hawaiian food. TIL!