When you are an asshole and an idiot at the same time and get treated like one - don’t be that surprised, Liz. The Lettuce was your boss level monster, and you lost. And now it made you run away from reality again.

All I can say is Go, Lettuce Go!

There is no reason not to tax the rich to fill that hole.

On the other hand, whenever you hear or see a headline of “(dog) attacked and maimed (someone)”, the (dog) usually comes from a small select group of dog races. Or did you ever hear “Poodle killed baby”?

Yes, the main problem is the owners. But certain owners attract certain kinds of dog races, and it is not always a smart or healthy match.

I got two tickets from them despite my car being clean, and had to fight TfLs minions with a lawyer for half a year.

That’s normal, he is a Tory, after all.

OK, I concede. How about the US, then?

Can’t we just deport the Tories to Rwanda instead?

Just by considering Suella Braverman in a leading position shows how deranged that “New Conservatives” group must be.

They have been scraping the barrel for a long, long time.

The real UK pro-death sqad is the DWP.

For what? He does not have the necessary smarts for a good news source or commentary, nor has he the looks for TV.

Don’t worry, it’s just more money to make tax breaks for the rich!

Even if he miraculously could, he would only be a ruler of a smoking ruin.

“We cannot afford this” - if we want to spend money on tax breaks for the rich.

Tories: “No, it frees money to further reduce the taxation on the rich!”

I’d say things started to really go downhill when Cameron tried to placate the Tory right-wingers with the Brexit referendum.

But I would not fight anyone who would place the tipping point back to the Thatcher era.

So scrap chances of eceonomic growth for The North in favour of tax breaks for the rich? Sounds perfectly Tory for me. Do people up there still vote for those cunts?

We have a company like that here somewhere. When they have one job a year, they have to reduce hours, if they have two, they are doing OK, and if they have three, they have to work overtime like mad. Don’t ask me what they are selling, though. It is big, runs on tracks, and fixes roads.

Maybe he should actually ask the country about it. Or he just confuses a quick poll among his friends with the will of the country.

OK, time to make a shopping list:

• Popcorn
• More popcorn
• A head of lettuce
• A blonde wig
• A pair of googly eyes.