Definitely ‘penis’.

The only clip I could find of the relevant Brass Eye joke.

I’m sure it’s fine. Also happens with both garlic and mango powder in my experience. I just break it up and chuck it in the pan; haven’t died yet.

Fuck em. Neil Young is a solid choice.

I have this to look forward to in a few weeks. My wife’s friend is coming to stay for two weeks and she speaks zero English. I do speak a bit of their language, but only to a low intermediate level, so it’s going to be tough.

Pulp are headlining festivals across Europe

Since when? I live on the continent and have been desperately waiting for them to announce shows outside the UK and Ireland. All I’ve seen so far are the dates in South America.

Blur put on an amazing show though.

Can feel your sorrow; lived in Seoul for 5 years and never got used to it. Always had to be somewhere with air con.

Do miss those summer nights sat outside a 편의점 though smashing 소주.