Knock knock knock knock knock…

What would really be cool is putting those touch lamps all the way around the pool so you can just turn on whichever one is more convenient.

You look like a parking lot from space. -peeps

Yeah you have to be better at knowing when people are serious or not.

Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.

Your mom is a great character.

I love shows like that, after a long day of mentally draining work. I don’t want to think, I just want to drink a beer and zone out. Even though I’m still thinking about work lol

Just wait until you get to season 107, it will really pick up!

I respect that. I think the earliest I can think of is Ninja Turtles? Or maybe Transformers. Saturday morning cartoons used to be the shit on bunny ears TV before cable. 7am bowl of cereal and flipping throughout the 14 channels used to feel like I had so much to watch lol

Aww I wish I could give you a hug

“Here ye, hear ye…Who touched the fucking thermostat?!”

Someone needs to photoshop another arm in holding a can of Slurm! Lol The coolest guy we will ever know

Shit!! Guy? I was supposed to be Gay! Oh well next time

Oh shit!! Get him!

I mean the skin color is on point except for that Gross colored arm lol

Is there a fat boy option? Genuinely asking a question. I’m 6’5" and a 300 pound linebacker. Small cars are so hard to get into. Honda fit was OK but I had to always get in but first and tilt my head all they way to make it in. The space behind me was a dead seat because a person would not be able to fit there legs. Mid size SUVs are the same, small trucks, even full size sedans are so hard to get into because of my height and they are so close to the ground. My knees always hurt after a while driving because my knees are against the dash. I got a single cab full sized truck but with the prospect of a spawn coming soon, my wife and I are looking for a different option. Thank you any input.

I have a full size truck and I agree. You don’t want dents. Park all the way in the back in one spot or park on the street. This person can suck a bouncy castle full of dicks.

Had a friend die doing 60mph on a pedal bike down a hill. He got hit by a car, people blamed the car but he was on the wrong side of the road around the bend and the car was only doing 15mph. I just want to live, we are all headed underground. Just a different speeds.

Yeah I was thinking the best thing to do it just unscrew it, hold it upside-down and shake it out. You have a point on how would you rig it so it does not happen again.

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