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Yes, it is very sad about the deaths, but the Orphan Crushing Machine is vital to our economy.

Sir, I believe they refer to this as, “dunking.”

Are you serious about the chicken? Not wanting to argue.

Ha! Nice one! At least someone knows how to banter.

Breaking news: Man who has Instagram, Twitter, ans TikTok installed on his phone complains about an HDMi adapter that invaded his privacy.

I’m good, how are you?

Before we go any further, let me explain to you the guidelines for involuntary committment for suicidal ideation.

Hmmmmm

It was that way 20 years ago too.

Don’t eat at Olive Garden or really any fast casual. They all hold items in plastic in hot water.

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You’re right, we do have to drive to get anywhere outside of major cities. The funny thing is that even the most rural area has a fleet of busses and routes that cover every home. The problem is that they only come through twice a day on weekdays during the school year. Other than that these busses just sit around forcing old folks who can’t to drive anyway.

No one in a real city or suburb is driving 40 minutes to get groceries in the US.

“carrier” “strike group”

Remember the rules of the internet, and we’ll ALL have a good time.

Nah, Apu’s PhD is in comp sci. The joke is his extensive education. It sucks that so many very talented and educated folks have to start a business to legally stay in the US.

Apu learned in post-grad glasses that it was complicated again.

Lol

Dunning-Keuger effect is real amd and it takes humility to avoid it.

South Park: Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole I’d guess people either hate it or laugh their way through it.

A society grows great when old men plant tree they will not sit in the shade of.

Perfect use of this format. “I don’t know” is the foundation of wisdom. See: reddit where too many think they know.