The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

You forgot to roll for initiative!

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

I hope OP didn’t skimp on the milk :)

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

Same, no limit. Not American.

My mate had a botched vasectomy a few years back, they even tried again and couldn’t get it done for some reason.

I still brought over a bag of frozen peas and a ‘sorry for your loss’ card for him though.

“Hey, alien planet we’ve never been on before. Let’s take our helmets off.”

“Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he’s infected.”

“This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left.”

I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.

I could easily make it worse by simply copying and posting a cup onto the poster.

Yes, the Internet has broken me…

Right? Plus it’s an homage to the musical and instantly recognisable.

Yup, fuck that movie with a rake. I ain’t seeing it either!

I’m thinking more the 1978 version with the crazy rotoscoping!

There will only be three and a half LOTR movies. I’m counting that weird one from the 70’s as the half.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

Well, I deleted my r account the day they fucked over the app developers. Been here since, so I guess it’s a decent alternative. Not as much current content and it’s 90% politics on the front page… That can be filtered out though.

The militant Linux missionaries though, they get blocked. They show up in most tech threads and it got old a year ago.