Tammo-Korsai

I think this would work better if the armour was mounted on a bulldozer chassis and fully enclosed.

The line on the graph must go up, even if it’s for one second! Glory to the CEO! Praise the shareholders! My life for the corporation! Now give me that minute-by-minute profit projection!

We regularly review our pay to ensure we offer competitive wages and benefits.

Translation: We pay as little as we can get away with.

I imagine the player who started the trend by leaking the Challenger II armour profile is probably in prison, by now, or at least out of a job.

I think people are now leaking the documents for the sake of it.

Looks perfectly safe, to me.

They should drop the pretenses and rename DWP to Aktion T4. It does the same thing.

Out of your seven motorcycles, which one is used for which purpose?

Unelected and unaccountable - a perfect combination for the head of state.

Exactly. I sometimes grapple with an urge to slightly exaggerate my issues to make sure I get a fair assessment.

I love it when the DWP Aktion T4 question if I’m still autistic or not. Believe me, I wish I could stop being autistic and not have anxiety over very normal things and sudden changes. Even the initial application for PIP or DLA was a nightmare as an uncaring system was not convinced I was autistic despite all of the evidence provided by my GP. They very nearly ran me out of money when I got sanctioned without realising it, followed by a year of further paperwork battles as the DWP Aktion T4 continued to deliberately misinterpret everything.

Then there’s a lot of anti-welfare crap swirling around the internet, so I sometimes feel guilty about claiming anything even though I know it’s legitimate. People are salivating at the idea of the DWP having enforcement powers, checking where you go on holiday (even though a flight can cost less than a train ticket) and other intrusive measures.

Currently I’m at risk of losing my ESA since they decided to question my autism again and want to do a phone interview, which is exactly what I struggle with, so thank god there’s people who can support me with that call. Honestly, if I had to fight the DWP alone, I probably would have lost all of my benefits and offed myself by now. It’s tough enough even with my really good support network.

They already made one violent attempt to stay in power with too many people shrugging it off as a ‘riot.’ I fear they will try it again, but with a full complement of guns and bombs.

There’s already evidence in the UK that a progressive approach works, but it has been forgotten about. Middlesbrough police trialled a scheme where they provided heroin users with their fix. All of a sudden, the users stopped committing offences to raise money for their habit, which in turn deprived dealers of a lucrative source of income.

Something, something, invisible hand of the free market and Social Darwinism. Dead people can’t be in poverty, right? Problem solved!

“Today we are sending a clear signal to young people that there are consequences for misusing drugs. Both users and dealers will face the full force of the law for their actions,”

Criminalising the users has worked so well with other drugs, hasn’t it? The war on drugs will be won any second now…

“In my day, I was able to buy a house for twelve pence by asking the boss for a raise. Why can’t you do that today?”

I know Buddhism teaches that life is suffering, but I’m pretty sure the idea is to reduce suffering, not spread it.

“Don’t make me nuke myself!”

“I kept throwing wave after wave of my men at the kill-bots until they reached their preset kill limit.”

• Zapp Brannigan

Amazing beards, too.