Hell, charge PPV and we could probably make a dent in the national debt.

I’ve taken to calling it “The service formerly known as Twitter.”

I’ll believe him after he publicly releases the results of a full neurological workup including the raw scans so that independent physicians can evaluate.

I’ll take “gringo” over “rabiblanco.”

It’s not optimized for it, but you can do anything you can do in MATLAB+Simulink in Python. Including iterative operations. I’ve used both, and honestly I’d rather use Python.

Le sigh. Yes, please, get your fair contract.

Apple best not cancel the show, though.

Just use the famous Carlin quote: “If you’re pre-born, you’re fine…if you’re pre-school, you’re fucked.”

Nah, the gloves came off during the 2012 election season.

Anyone who thinks that this wasn’t always the next step in the plan hasn’t studied history.

That’s just Area 51 funding.

How much did they make from this scheme? I’d bet $150 million isn’t even a rounding error on their quarterlies.

Abbott and Texas next please.

I know that it’d be a dangerous precedent, but it’d be nice if Congress could pass a single-instance law requiring the replacement of a state government that is clearly operating outside the Constitution.

“If those kids could read, they’d be very upset.”

Give us a date or shut up, Huffman and Ratboy.

People can’t navigate safely in two dimensions, and y’all want to add a third?

Or, and hear me out, it could be that some medical coder was running on autopilot and put a subsequent encounter code in out of habit.

Not even enough to cover parking and lunch.

Guess what you turn into if you skip Jury Duty…

Reddit admin doesn’t need an explanation, or justification. They’ll do it anyway.

In case you missed what happened to r/MildlyInteresting, Reddit has declared war on the mods.