He spins you around for fun, and puts you back when he’s done, but off by a hundredth of a degree. Depending on how strict your interpretation is, you either no longer exist in the same 3D universe except at that single point of intersection, or you will drift off from it the further you move from your current location.

I like to work from the assumption that there’s nothing magic about the three dimensions we live in aside from the fact that it’s how it is, so any higher dimensions would work just like the three we already have, which are identical to each other just in different directions.

I don’t like being wet, so I’d use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.

If it’s hanging from the other side, there’s even more space for a spider to hide outside of view.

I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

You ever think about how weird it is that RPG means two different genres of game depending on whether it’s a video game?

If you want to make cool things, you play Minecraft. If you want to do cool things, you play Terraria. In Minecraft, it’s all about gathering resources and building, and the combat is an obstacle on the way to that. In Terraria, it’s about combat, and you gather resources and reshape the world to help you fight bosses.

At least they’re not red circles and arrows.

If the grass is laying flat against the ground, I guess. But it usually just leans. Either way, this is outside the scope of my statement.

From the side, the blades obscure the dirt. Either that, or my neighbor’s grass really is greener.

Look for a bonnet. Wolves don’t wear bonnets.

Grass looks greener from the side than from directly above.

Pfft, I knew that from Ben 10. (I didn’t, I just recognized it as a type of bug.)

It’s called touching your toes. Look it up.

The terms are that you have to insert your license agreement text? Man.

For your average art, I can see that. But movies and TV shows take a lot more than just someone with a passion. You’d need some system to decide whose movie idea is worth pursuing, and you’d need a robust mechanism to get them a team to make it with. Capatalism has a lot of flaws, yes, but at least if you write a role for a specific actor, you can pay them to do it instead of just hoping they’ll like it enough to sign on.

And yeah, we can have those systems under communism, but they don’t come automatically, so it’s not going to be instantly far better.

I think I’ve seen mac and cheese cups that ask for hot water.

The dog is polite enough to stop chewing so you can force their mouth open, but doesn’t grasp the concept of dropping it on their own.

Something I learned fairly early in German class.

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