Too right! Why, if regular people can get science for free, Capitalism might not profit!

I used to work in a college computer lab. One night, a girl waved me over and said “the foot pedal isn’t working.” I said “foot pedal?”

Sure enough, she had the mouse on the floor, and was trying to work it with her bare foot.

I think I know who did that meme. We had a programmer by that name who did just that.

“Donalds? I win Best Movie Star, yes? Or else you bomb the Academy!”

Will ICE be waiting for them?

What’s the worst that could happen?

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a pharmacy.

At least the schools aren’t teaching WOKE. Priorities. /s

My boss gave me a RTO, so I retired. Union Yes, Baby!

bah-DOOMP-chah!

But but those bigly bonus checks are totally in the mail!

Kneel and lick the boot!

Don’t you know they’re Better Than You? You’re supposed to humbly thank your corporate masters for the shit wage they offer.

Who needs all that woke elitist science and medicine? We have the bible and Art Of The Deal, which contain all the knowledge a Christian Nation needs!

Uh, listen Bro. All that sushi i ate before? Just a misunderstanding, right?

Woke fake news! Real Americans know Gawd ‘n’ Jeezus made the universe as-is, 6000 years ago, and all humanity came from two white people!

🎵 There may be many more yet But they haven’t been discovered 🎶

After I retire, the college website will be switched from Drupal, which uses MySQL in a civilized fashion, to Modern Campus, which uses Excel. I don’t envy the person who will take over from me.

It effectively ends free information access in potentially all 50 states.

And who is going to be in charge of book censorship? Will these small government, libertarian states have to have a new public agency? Will they just hand it over to the churches? This is going to be a bureaucratic as well as a human rights nightmare.