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Breaking news: water is wet.

Laptop? How quaint. But my implant that connects me to the Musk Hivemind can project a laptop into my visual cortex to approximate a laptop, though in 2054 the most popular interface is similar to the dildocycle that Mr. Garrison invented on episode 76 of South Park.

This was Dubyah trying to quote the old saying that starts “fool me once, shame on you…”. I used to think HE was dumb, now we have people in office that make him look like a Rhodes Scholar.

I’m surprised this isn’t getting downvoted to hell with all of the “blue no matter who” circle jerk crowd on lemme.

First you have to be a little light in the loafers. jk, jk

Affordance? I’ve heard of it when talking about tools or utensils that are universally usable.

Maybe she’s a closeted homosexual with a poo poo fetish. I’d ask the cunt outright if she was just to shut her up. It’s always the ones who are militant about their homophobia that turn out to be closet cases.

I’m kind of a fat-ass (5’11" 235 lbs.) with the 'betes, so I also sleep with a fan. I find the fan isn’t quite enough, so I try to keep the temp in the appartment below 70°F (66-68°F ideally). I like to read before bed to get myself “out of my own head”, preferabbly something interesting but not too interesting like Neitzsche, Oliver Sachs, David Graeber.

Well I didn’t until now.

I had to select “show NSFW”, thanks!

The first season stuck mostly to the first book. The second season was based on about 1/3 of the third book and 2/3 of stuff they pulled out of their ass, which is probably why it seems so disjointed. They hardly touched the second book, which focused on how corporate captured governments start wars to maintain the military industrial complex.

There were two seasons, but there were three books.

Don’t get married. I was married for 5 years, had 3 kids, but it didn’t work out. My girlfriend had been married twice before I met her and neither marriage lasted a whole year. We’ve been together for over 28 years now. Sometimes you have to learn what you don’t like in order to find who you’re compatible with. In our case I think it’s the idea that if you’re married you have a tendency to take the other person for granted. If you’re just “shacked up” you can leave whenever you want (of course having kids and co-ownership of property may complicate that equation).

My youngest brother’s wife complained to him that he acts different when he’s around his brothers. No, dumb tw*t, he’s known us his whole life, he’s being phony around YOU.

“Impressive. Most impressive.”

Fuck Reddit, 'cuz I’m over here now. (in the best Diceman voice I can muster)

There’s a government spy project called Palantir. Kind of on the nose to LOTR nerds like me. For those who don’t know, the palantirs were the crystal balls in LOTR that wizards could use to communicate or remote view what other palantirs could see.

Every president since and including Nixon has been a fucking war criminal. And the Hague can’t do shit, because if they tried we can attack them! I was surprised when I found out.

Missouri has the lowest life expectancy of any state. Good job there fuckwit, your constituents get to meet Jesus sooner than everyone else. YEE-FUCKING-HAW!