I Like Eggs

Yeah I would not miss AITA.

LENNNNNYYYYYYYYYY

I love it here.

(I wonder if they’re getting worried yet.)

Strongly agree.

I’m pretty comfy here.

Man that’s crazy (frog)

Buddy, I beat Radahn pre-nerf.

It had been steadily getting worse over the past month and since July 1st it’s fallen off a cliff really. It actually seems noticeably quieter imo.

Photos of people’s wives or girlfriends - often taken without their wife or girlfriend’s consent - playing video games, with vaguely condescending titles about it “only being the Sims / Animal Crossing” and half the replies being absolutely vile. As a Woman Who Plays Video Games, it was awfully annoying.

My job involves a fair amount of paperwork (I know, I know, what year is this?) and the fact that Teams marks me as inactive when my hands are off the mouse for a couple of minutes borderline offends me.

It’s even slower than Lemmy was at the start of the week, and absolute shite to boot.

Look at that tuck

I keep having to remind myself that I haven’t gone back in time two weeks and I’m not using Apollo.

You haven’t seen a lathe accident video before, have you?

John Oliver

Men of Reddit, what was the best sex you ever had and why was it not as good as the time I, an extremely attractive and muscular man, had a threesome with two supermodels and they worshipped me from head to toe?

Ah, centrism. God love it.

The ragebait fake text message screenshots that plague subs like antiwork.

Wow, your dickhead boss is stupid enough to put all of that in writing and has the exact same style of writing, spelling and grammar as you do? Isn’t that a coincidence!

I heard that comment in my head.

Man, fuck Dave.