Most cops hate even being charged for their coffee, they expect it to be given to them freely. That’s just how Mafia-style racketeering organizations sponsored by the government are. But this is even ballsier than charging them for coffee— I think it’s awesome, good for them! At the very least now they can know better than to bother calling 911 if they’re being robbed. I also kinda fully expect this place to burn down under mysterious circumstances. Just one of those things. You know.

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Oh shush.

Oh shush.

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Oh shush

Would you put your mental health in the hands of a psychiatrist who diagnoses some patients with “demonic possession”? How the hell does this quack still have a license?

Is that pronounced “Mistex”?

Oh no! Anyway…

Get fucked, Ron.

This feels closer to the truth.

Good bot

Reminds me of the Nabootique

Boy I sure am getting hungry…

A lockpick set. You never know.

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I did and would too, for sure!

“That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ‘em”