9:07am and tell me to return 15 minutes after and I’d be pulling out my phone every 5 seconds and doing math.

Is it really so hard to add 15?

Not to mention they’re worse at keeping time.

You know, like the whole point of a watch.

That’s some solid reframing, bro 👍

Did you eat it raw? Or like …how did you notice it was warm? Usually eggs get pretty hot when they’re cooked.

Good grief I sure hope whoever designed those knows what pi is

This works great for highly educated white collars!

Not for the other 70%+ of the workforce though.

Panik: your Debian stable system is so ancient it still contains the heartbleed bug.

Wanna be my roommate?

It really is the same energy

Because when you press save, it saves the gimp project. It makes sense, because you’re working on a project in gimp, and that project has to be converted to a different format for use as an image.

It’s like expecting MS Word to print the page when you click save.

I mean that is basically what people’s UI complaints usually boil down to: things are in different places than where I’m used to.

So you have to fiddle with the volume less on vinyl?

That’s the one good selling point I’ve heard for vinyl so far.

Neat.

I like to call a singular piece of trivia a trivion.

Owner. It’s what the owner is taking, and usually they’re working way less than everyone else.

So today we’re going to learn how to tie a shoe. I like tying shoes, I tie a lot of shoes and I think other people tie shoes too, so I’m doing a video on tying shoes.

Without further ado, let’s jump right in.

So tying shoes is really important. Lots of people tie shoes every day and so it’s something that you need to know. So in this video we’re going to talk about tying shoes. If you want to learn how tie shoes you’re in the right place! We’re talking about tying shoes.

So without further ado, let’s jump right in.

So in this video we’re going to talk about tying shoes … [5 more minutes of talking without actually giving any information whatsoever]

So can you answer his question or did you just see an opportunity to brag about yourself.

For every example like this there are a million examples of poor people staying poor.

Social mobility is much less than we like to pretend it is.

I have narrowed it down to something that’s pretty exclusively used to preserve pork

I don’t know of any preservatives that are exclusively used for pork. I’m a butcher so I have pretty good knowledge of that stuff. I didn’t really expect it would help you but I thought I’d take a shot in the dark.

I don’t really feel like I’m missing out anyways.

Grocery store sausages, definitely not.

Some ideas you’ve probably already considered:

• Nitrates and nitrites: in pretty much every commercial sausage. May be listed in the ingredients as curing salt or Prague powder.

• Onion or garlic powder

• Breadcrumbs

• Emulsifiers: in any kind of hotdog or Weiner where it’s all blended and looks smooth, as opposed to a sausage where you can actually see little pieces of fat and meat. Listed in the ingredients as some kind of gum or some kind of glyceride.