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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

It’s a sailboat!

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

https://fmhy.net/readingpiracyguide

Will the golden crane fly again?

It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.

I just wish they made a body on frame small truck.

It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.

Power Wash Simulator haha. Twas a silly game.

Living in the PNW, I would very much prefer to be on permanent summer ti.e, since that way fall and winter night time does not come obscenely early.

It gets very depressing to go to work when it’s still dark, stay in a windowless room while it’s light, minus a few short breaks, and then go home and it’s already dark again.

Dying in the woods alone please.

Profiting?