Bananas act as egg substitutes. Add to any sweet baked thing, like waffles or pancakes.

Edit: peel them first, and put them on a plate in the freezer before you stick them in a freezer bag. It’s much less intimidating when you don’t have to deal with peeling a shitty slimy frozen banana.

Edit edit: Muffins are superior.

If I ever won the lotto, I’d donate a big chunk to Sal. He got me through my worst classes. Him and the organic chemistry tutor on youtube, who also does lots of easy to follow math.

Oof.

Hojicha if I’m fancy, two bags of oversteeped liptons with cream and sugar if I’m not fancy.

I did a deep dive into pre-2000’s Schwarzenegger movies recently and they’re basically all good.

Oh man there’s a movie with Paul Bettany dressed up like a priest, and it’s this post apocalyptic cowboy western, but very horror manga in style, and he has a deeply goofy fight with Daywalker Vampire Karl Urban on top of a moving maglev train.

It’s called Priest. I’ve seen it four times at least. It’s real bad.

It did not hold up well.

And the Supreme Court.

I give myself a “Dammit, Steve” from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I’m a woman, and my name isn’t Steve.

I’ve also got a lot of mileage out of, “everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.”

USGS maintains some cool ones, and has a youtube page for when something rare happens at Mauna Kea or wherever.

Scripps Institute has a bunch. The underwater camera at their pier in La Jolla, CA, is pretty active.

By the measure of fascist rhetoric.

Probably.

Boring grocery store Top Ramen. I add loads of vegetables, and only use half the flavor pack. I’ve got it down to a science.

•Try not to be a dick

•No means no

•An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.

Sometimes my dog takes a shit that smells exactly like Nair.

For Science!

He is perfect. What a great little egg man.

I’m almost completely indifferent to sports, but fuck the Yankees.

Back in the day, fanfiction.net had to impose a No Real People Fic rule, because it just got too weird and bad. I am also elderly.

I have no objections to her writing fan wank.