First of all congrats on realizing the insanity around you. Second of all there’s probably a lot more moderate liberals in your area than you realize because they’re smart enough to shut the fuck up around the insane maga posse. Be the change you want to see in the world. Stand up for your beliefs. And if you do actually decide to jump ship, just remember there are other parts of California besides the coast…

Is that why you turned to drinking, Mr. Duffman?

Can we get a titty drop next plz?

It’s already over m8. Let it go, Mr. Frodo.

I would chill more, sleep around more, enjoy college more, and probably choose a different career. Also bet big on the Chiefs winning some Superbowls.

Much less popular than most: Trigun Check it out and thank me later.

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The last one got my attention. Why exactly do earnings calls require audio editing?

Desire for suicide is a mental illness, and the cure is death. Think about it before you respond.

44 years have gone by and so much has changed and so much has stayed the same.

Your gorgeous little clean shaved pussy is just begging for a kiss.

I feel about the same as every European citizen should, since their governments are obviously doing the same but without the public fanfare.

Fucking delicious. You are a solid 10 babydoll!

Kif, fetch my comeuppance realization skirt!

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Are you disabled or just a violently opposed to running? The fact that you can dance makes me suspicious…

How the hell do they have this much disposable manpower to waste on absolutely mundane shit like enforcing clothing laws?

I like this meme. You did good.

That’s the problem. They keep pushing this shit until people get desensitized and see it as “normal.” We absolutely need to shout and rant about this ridiculous crap, everytime.

How are so many of these angry racist bigoted lunatics also so completely blind and unaware that they are surrounded by hateful lunatics? How can none of them just simply glance left or right and realized that they’re in the crazy crowd?