There is only so much excitement one can take

Get the feeling the piss drawer is their most closely guarded room at the center of the hive.

Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”

Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and…

Anyone else get “Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.” vibes.

Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

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Postgre is still better than MongoDB so I am okay with this.

Every. Every single project. Who could have predicted our data would become relational?

It’s unethical to diagnose, and treat, a friend/family member if you are that close.

Also given that one of the Frontline treatments for ADHD is a controlled substance - it would be a very bad look.

That said, if this is the doctor’s specialty - it is very odd that they do not know of a colleague they could refer to.

I mean wasn’t the lead shell itself enough to stop it? How thick is the candy shell?

But why he no wear lead suit?

Given that it had already tasted human blood.

And another professor will tell you to avoid filler words.

Everyone also hates C-Suite

Tastes better than cigarettes shrugs

Tar is better than roaches. Y’all nasty.

They don’t “grow” out of it. That is an outdated belief

They just “cope”, or “pass” as normal better.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/does-adhd-go-away#can-it-go-away

Please get the diagnosis even if you plan to do absolutely nothing with it.

It opens doors

• Individual Education Plans

• Scholarships for additional services/materials even while attending primary school.

• Scholarships for College

I literally have a scholarship right now for my 5 yr old daughter. The scholarship covers speech therapy, occupational therapy, and I have left overs to purchase equipment like a pc for her use but I will likely put it into a 529 for her.

If she receives this scholarship for even a few years - her college will be all covered.

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Step One) Get a 20,000 decibel communicator to scare tigers…