“So, what your saying is…I’m indestructible!”

"Oh, no no, in fact even a slight breeze could-”

“In-de-structable!”

Doesn’t work

Good thing I don’t run. Either way, it ain’t a haiku.

Edit: and if you’re counting “our” as two syllables but “aren’t” as only one, it’s time for self-reflection

That’s 5-5-5

Yeah, I kinda figured, I certainly don’t remember learning what spoken language is or how to understand it.

Leave Hamilton Leithauser alone!

Frog strap!

But how the hell could a tetrapod…be able to blend in?

So are most land animals when you think about it.

That’s right, it was when I was looking up the best way to cook a chicken quarter, or rather 60 of them.

So has anyone who’s actually cooked a chicken before done the math? Because my guy just slapped this poor bird into pure carbon. Did he mean to do 205°F? It’s still too high, but it would at least be edible.

I’ve read that bone-in chicken should actually get to 190°F as this is when the collagen renders, but Idk it was on the Internet so…

Whose morality though? If you really want it to be fair, there can only be one judge in the whole world and their opinions can never ever change.

Ultimately it’s more about trapping and consuming live animals, I don’t really care if they actually chew.

Armed to the teeth or armed with teeth…that they chew live animals with? Because I’m only interested in the latter.

“My dad’s genocide is more moral than your dad’s genocide!”

We just haven’t found the carnivorous trees yet. Those poor, poor squirrels…

Organ harvesting doesn’t count as healthcare

Not sure how that’s relevant, but I disagree.

Not if you’re a Uyghur