Furries have stuff coming from their back ends (tail), femboys stuff their back ends (they are tail)

Boom, roasted

Stop playing chess forever. Like, you can never play another game ever again, that’s the move for real

It’s also 8 hrs/day she doesn’t have random sweaty fat guys dumping loads in her. Anyone who doesn’t take that deal is either Ayn Rand level deranged or has beaten life and found their true passion

I believe it. Only needed to read the first 4 words of the headline before my brain went “yeah no thanks”

Even after reading the article, I really don’t understand the use case. Aside from biodegradability, but that doesn’t necessarily require it to be edible to humans. Robots could just deliver the food without being eaten, and then be reused, which seems way more practical/cost-effective. Similarly for health monitoring stuff, wouldn’t it be better if it was designed to be completely inert/durable and then excreted? If anyone understands this better please explain, genuinely baffled

Great, you went to college, not medical school. If someone graduated with a bachelor’s degree in anatomy and physiology, they took more medical related classes than you, but still no one would say they went to “medical school.” It’s deliberately misleading and insulting to the people who actually spend over a decade becoming fully-licensed physicians. Not that dissimilar to stolen valor, frankly. Phlebotomists, nurses, etc all take medical classes and actually go on to treat patients medically, but still no one would say they went to medical school. You do a difficult and important job and you have every right to be proud of it, but you have nowhere near the level of medical knowledge or training of someone who went to medical school.

Mortuary school is an associate or bachelor level degree. Morticians do not go to medical school

I hope that wasn’t too untowards to you, too

There’s a wrong to too, though there are certainly two to[o]s to be totally certain; to be honest too many tos and toos, anything more than two is too much totally

Well at least you don’t take it for granite

Does slack count?

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Had never heard of this meme, assumed it was a different humorous Throckmorton reference - which is essentially a medical dick joke that grew into a meme including multiple published meme studies in medical journals

It’s a Simpsons reference (as is the title of the post)

Then sell your system as a class at $1k/ticket, and before you know it you’re the next big prosperity gospel leader

Bears again, so hot right now

*Ligma azalty balls

I’d think the fact they’ve saturated the US market is exactly why it’d be too valuable to give up. They’d lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance

So I was going to make a joke about the peace and v signs by using the “peace be with you; and also with you” thing but have it say “Peace be with you. And also ‘fuck you’”. But then I was thinking, what if I said “up yours” instead because it’s a more direct reference and less offensive. But then I realized it doesn’t match anywhere near as well in syllables/sound.

So, long story short, my question is which one would be funnier/more appealing? Seriously, I genuinely want to hear opinions

Peace be with you. And also “thank you”