In the end, he’s still in a Twitter slapfight with the biggest loser of the last decade.

Healthcare please

There won’t be a Palestine for trump to destroy by November.

I’m sure I get considered rude once in a while, but I just don’t acknowledge when people sneeze.

Personally, I like to make an assessment of my feelings toward the favor done. If I feel put upon, I give an “mhmm” or “yup”. My enthusiastic response is usually “no problem!”

“You’re welcome” implies you can ask for favors anytime, day or night, and feels a bit too prostrate. I’ll say it to some people, but it almost feels like an “I love you” type of response, and I reserve it for when I really mean it. I don’t say the words “you’re welcome” casually. I kind of say them like you would say something deeply truthful to someone

While we’re at it, what’s up with young people saying “bless you”? I kinda thought that one would have fallen off with people under 35

It’s got me interested in trying it! My pothos is really taking off after a recent transplant

That’s neat!

In my experience, you can also just cut them and put the cut end in a vase with water. It will grow roots, but they don’t like going back in the dirt after living in pure water. Just another option

I love that the other way to identify dangerous snakes is to look at their eyes. If they’re derpy, they’re safe. If they look like they’re mean mugging, they’re dangerous.

It’s times like this that I think maybe those people that rant about how this is all a simulation are right.

Is that Fetterman?

They give live birth. I witnessed it one time.

When I was a kid, my friend and I used to collect all the bugs in the yard and make landscapes for them in the sandbox.

Didn’t know all that. He’s definitely going to get caught having done some weird shit.

I’m not surprised someone famous for being pretty since they were a teen doesn’t know the first thing about geopolitics, but he didn’t need to write a character witness letter for Danny Masterson.

I know work bad but if I don’t keep busy, time crawls. Also, theoretically I would have bosses find me shittier jobs to do if I’m not engaged in the main thing I’m there to do.

I’ve never had a job that there was a lot of downtime except that time I worked for a landscaping company. My boss was chill and we smoked a ton of weed between jobs

Because the five of us here who aren’t are the only people in the entire world who don’t take MSM at face value

I’m the “thing in the swamp” people should be afraid of