MrZigZag

Christopher Nolan hasn’t made a truly good movie since The Prestige. Everything since then has been too long, too convoluted, and/or too loud (or in the case of Oppenheimer, not loud enough).

When the drive-thru is that backed up it’s often faster to just park in the lot and order inside.

It may already be happening. Do you find that when you face a random direction that more often than not it’s toward the north?

Clearly you’re not a choosy mom.

Yeah with the g like in garage.

How about kbinian?

purge climate action from the federal government.

That sounds more like the opposite of a plan.

And it isn’t even a very good reference since VGER started out as Voyager 6.

The US government’s standards for fuel economy paradoxically push car manufacturers to make bigger vehicles. The few mid-size pickups still available are now as big as full size pickups once were.

You’ve been out to Tannhauser Gate again, haven’t you?

Tesla’s secret team to suppress thousands of driving range complaints

The phrasing of the title had me thrown for a second as I wondered if the complaints were about the quality of the golf balls at Tesla’s practice facility(s) and how I missed knowing that Tesla had a golf division.

Google may be gunning for the post office next…

When you control the mail, you control information.

• Newman

Looks like a Pink Floyd album cover.

Wow it’s smooth too; I was expecting it to look like a creepy old Clutch Cargo cartoon.

Dhalgen. I know some people absolutely love this book but to me it was just a directionless ramble from one random sci-fi plot to the next with little-to-no resolution to any of them.

And come on one-shoe-guy: When somebody offers you a new pair of shoes, put the damn things on instead of saying you’re good and continuing to hobble around half shod / half barefoot.

I think it’s the same hype train that said ten years ago that by now every vehicle would be self driving and all the truckers would be out of work. Or back when that first Avater movie came out that in a short while every movie and TV show would be in 3D.

Dear [redacted]

Please stop boasting that you are powertool (?) powerful (?) powlfeel (?) powestu! (?) poweltu (?)

Merry/Happy Christmas and a happy new year

From [redacted]

Give kbin.social a shot, as far as I can tell it doesn’t even have a Cancel button.

Netflix’s product isn’t really all that good anymore either.

HR Jeff is the guy that insists that at least one of the office pizzas has some shit ingredient on it that most (if not all) of the rest of the office hates. But when the pizzas finally show up, he doesn’t eat that claiming that he didn’t see it or he forgot about it. Then when you go back for seconds, the only thing left is the pizza with some vile topping on it.

Fuck Jeff.