Yeah…because the West Bank is just like your community’s next “neighborhood over,” right? I provided context not included in the title. Just because you can’t handle the truth doesn’t mean you won’t hear it.

Couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that they found that teenaged Israeli lad dead, could it?

I was hoping for a recording of the news release about this discovery in that helium-elevated voice.

Title SHOULD read…

“North Korea launches a suspected intermediate-range ballistic missile that can reach distant US bases…ONCE.”

NK would be a smoldering pile of radioactive ash before it made a second launch. And Lil’ Kim knows it.

Kid in old age, probably: “Yeah, I was working in the Salt Mines at 11. Then they petered out, so I got me a job at the Pepper Mill. By the time I retired, I was first shift at the Olive Garden, doling out shredded cheese like a fiend. Yessir! Them was the days!”

This. Exactly how I ended up married!

(Come to think of it, the honeymoon ran like that, too.) /s

Harry Chapin

Or

Karen Carpenter

(I know, they’re kinda sappy but they were on my Playlist when I was young and in love.)

I am in agreement with those who thought it was disappointing. Reminded me of a Disney World where all the “rides” looked intriguing until you got inside and found there were no rides. A bunch of brightly colored, sparkly doors leading nowhere to nothing. (And I am a Jamie Curtis slave, so…it was a hard let-down.)